GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE

Dykes To Watch Out For

Wing Ding

OUR HEROINE

IS SERENELY UNAWARE THAT SHE'S NOT THE ONLY

DINNER GUEST ON THE SLATE FOR TONIGHT.

JUNE 21, 1996

HI, MO. C'MON IN.

SYDNEY? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

SAME AS YOU! PARTAKING IN THAT TIME-HONORED TRADITION OF CULINARY COLLECTIVITY, THAT GASTRONOMIC GAME OF CHANCE, THE POTLUCK.

LET ME SEE! WHAT WOULD THE WINSOMELY EARNEST MO CONTRIBUTE? SOY CHEESE? AN UNSWEETENED DESSERT ITEM?

BZZT!

YIP!

EVEN BETTER! HUMMUS-IN-ABox!

HIYA,

Mo!

HI, MO... UH, SYDNEY, COULD YOU

HELP ME SET THE

TABLE?

SORRY, BABE. I DIDN'T KNOW GINGER INVITED

LOIS! HER. YOU'RE JUST

GONNA HAVE TO BE A GROWN-UP!

I DON'T THINK MO HAS QUITE WARMED UP TO ME YET.

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WELL LEMME TELL YA,

OKAY. SO EATING

THIS BUCKET OWINGS SOON... THE FLESH OF A SENTIENT

YOU BROUGHT WON'T

WIN YOU ANY POINTS.

BEING FORCED TO LIVE IN A TINY, FILTHY BOX UNTIL IT'S FINALLY SLAUGHTERED DOESN'T BOTHER YOU.

BUT AREN'T YOU CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR OWN HEALTH? THINK OF ALL THE CHEMICALS AND ANTIBIOTICS THAT BIRD WAS FED. THINK OF THE SALMONELLA-RIDDEN 'PROCESSING PLANT IT CAME THROUGH! THINK OF YOUR CHOLESTEROL LEVEL!

SLURP

BRAVA! THANK YOU, MO. MY LESBIAN POTLUCK EXPERIENCE JUST WOULDN'T BE COMPLETE WITHOUT AN MPASSIONED VEGETARIAN DIATRIBE.

Y'KNOW, IVE ABOUT HAD IT WITH THIS SMUG CONDESCENSION WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? IS IT A WAY TO COMPENSATE FOR YOUR UTTER EMOTIONAL BANKRUPTCY?!

HM. A PENETRATING PSYCHO THERAPEUTIC INSIGHT. MAYBE I NEED TO LEARN TO FEEL SAFE AROUND MY VULNERA BILITY BY TAKING AN INNER HEALING JOURNEY AND FILL ING MY HEART WITH LIGHT!

THEA WAS RIGHT. THE SMART THING IS TO JUST STAY AWAY FROM YOU.

GAK! THEA? WHAT'S SHE-KOFFSAYING ABOUT

ME?

WHOA, TAKE IT EASY. THOSE SEVERED BIRD LIMBS HAVE BONES IN 'EM, Y'KNOW.

ACK!

FLORIDA FRIED FOWL

THE MOSTLY UNFabulous Social LIFE OF ETHAN GREEN... SO YOU'RE DABBING ON A LITTLE "GENDARME WHICH, ACCORDING TO YOUR NEIGHBOR CHARLOTTE,|| MEANS "PARISIAN TRAFFIC COP." THAT'S ONE DIFFER ENCE BETWEEN YOU AND CHARL'; AHE ASSUMES & FRENCH COP Would SMELL BA&...

yuck.

WHAT? Too STRONG? WHAT? TELL ME!

YOU'RE USING COLOGNE BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT A DATE WITH JASON CHANG. WELL, NOT A DATE, EXACTLY, YOU OFFERED HIM A RIDE TO GUNTHER'S MEMORIAL. You HOPE DOUG WON'T THINK THAT'S TACKY OR WieRD, ON THE OTHER HAN&,

MONSIVER, & I JAYWALK P I'M AWFULLY SORRY! I GUESS IT'S TO THE BASTILE FOR ME THEN, AUH?..

Note: CARTOONIST A!! CAUGHT UP AN GALLIC FANTASY SORRY.

DOUG HAD HIS CHANGE.

AND I SUPPOSE I'LL NEED A BIG STRONG, MUSTACHIOER GUARD, YOU KNOW, TO PROTECT ME FROM THE JACOBIAN RABBLE.. CUZ THEY KNOW HOW CLOSE THE QUEEN AND I WERE BEFORE THEY, YOU KNOW, CHOPPED HER HEAD OFF... OH SURE, WE TALKED EVERY DAY.. I USED

To DATE HER STYLIST, MICHAEL, OH IT'S TRUE..

LAST WEEK, OVER COFFEE, HE FILLEd you iN ON JASON HAS HEARD THE SAME THING. ON THE WAY

..EACH

THE SPECIFICS...

F.O.G WALL HOLD

ONE OF HIS POWER OB/JECTS-HIS FIRST EDITION OF "THE FOUNTAINHEAD HIS HAND-CARVED DRUM, The POPPERS HE BOUGHT AT THE FOLSOM STREET FAIR AN 80. HIS DOLLY PARTON PHOTO

EXIT

TO THE MEMORIAL HE SUCCUMBS TO BITCHYNESS.

LET'S DO

A 3-WAY

WITH

JASON

CHANG

GUNTHER

LOVED ANDREW

LLOYD WEBBER.

MAY BE PAUL'LL MAKE US ALL WEAR ROLLER-

SKATES.

...

Eric ORner.

YOU APPRECIATE PAUL'S LOVE FOR GUNTHER, SO YOU'RE TRYING NOT TO BE TOO EXASPERATED WITH THE Spectacle YOU KNOW HE'S PLANNING.

NO.

I WANT GERBER DAISIES, FIVE THOUS AND OF THEM. AN& I WANT LILLES.. LOTS OF LILIES.. and I WANT MARK TARBOX TO 20 THE MUSIC AND I WANT MIKE D. TR

DOUG CRIED A LOT AURING THE SERVICE. YOU ENVY THE MEN YOU KNOW WHO ARE PROFICIENT ATGIVANG COMFORT. SOMEBODY OUGHTA GIVE A CLASS.

GET IT OUT BABY.

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